{"id":153,"date":"2009-02-01T14:57:16","date_gmt":"2009-02-01T18:57:16","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/devinjpoore.com\/?p=153"},"modified":"2026-04-23T11:41:15","modified_gmt":"2026-04-23T16:41:15","slug":"153","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/devinjpoore.com\/?p=153","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/devinjpoore.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/02\/o_ticket_envelope_red.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft size-thumbnail wp-image-152\" style=\"border: 0pt none; margin: 4px 6px;\" title=\"envelope\" src=\"https:\/\/devinjpoore.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/02\/o_ticket_envelope_red-150x150.jpg\" alt=\"envelope\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" \/><\/a>With all of the talk of change being passed around in D.C., I would like to suggest a new policy:<\/p>\n<p>For the foreseeable future all 401K statements need to be mailed in red envelopes. That way I know to pull it out of the mailbox and insert it directly into the paper shredder.<\/p>\n<p>Wow, I really didn&#8217;t need to see that statement!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>With all of the talk of change being passed around in D.C., I would like to suggest a new policy: For the foreseeable future all 401K statements need to be mailed in red envelopes. That way I know to pull it out of the mailbox and insert it directly into the paper shredder. Wow, I [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"advanced_seo_description":"","jetpack_seo_html_title":"","jetpack_seo_noindex":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[6],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-153","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-whatever"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/sha1lg-153","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/devinjpoore.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/153","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/devinjpoore.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/devinjpoore.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/devinjpoore.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/devinjpoore.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=153"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/devinjpoore.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/153\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":10936,"href":"https:\/\/devinjpoore.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/153\/revisions\/10936"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/devinjpoore.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=153"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/devinjpoore.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=153"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/devinjpoore.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=153"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}